I have a ZIT for the first time in forever this isn’t fucking middle school my face needs to get it’s act the fuck together

1 hour ago/ 13 notes

why is there a sucker in vagina on my dash if a girl starts puttin candy in her coochie I’m outta there

1 hour ago/ 25 notes

maahammy I see you fucker

1 hour ago/ 3 notes

I bit my tongue in the middle of the night and it hurts so bad and I woke up with blood on my lips

2 hours ago/ 6 notes

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3 hours ago/ 5,002 notes

life is poop

11 hours ago/ 16 notes
You can be go from heartless bitch to an innocent cutie and I love that

actually very true tbh thank you

11 hours ago/ 9 notes

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11 hours ago/ 195,749 notes
Is it tru that puta means bff, friend ?

Yah but you can also use it as a name to call family members like a cute lil nickname call your grandma puta it’s cute it shows you love them

11 hours ago/ 74 notes

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